Serious (but made me laugh anyway)

Robert Royal notes that a need to deal with actual violent threats means considering the relationship between moral and spiritual aims and secular force:

We need action on multiple fronts: diplomatic, ideological, social. But the clearest signal the West could send at the moment would be to put a contingent of special forces on the ground (preferably with, but if necessary without, Arab allies), drive ISIS out of Mosul, and keep it out. A military reversal of that magnitude would eliminate a fair bit of ISIS’s current glamour and open up a space for the longer-term soft approaches.

(source: Defending “Rome” – The Catholic Thing)

…and, of course, that’s not something that the Vatican seems to be very good at, these days.  But I can’t help myself; this makes me think of a favorite bit of half-serious whimsy from one of my favorite columnists, the self-described not-very-religious Jew who nonetheless cites Chesterton in the national press better and more often than just about anyone else, Jonah Goldberg:

I no way, shape or form would want to see a Catholic version of Jihadi terror (nor do I think such a thing would be remotely plausible). But it’s worth keeping in mind that we are already in an era of armed transnational religious movements. The problem is that they are evil. What would be so terrible about leading by example? Papal peacekeepers could do incredibly valuable work in parts of Africa or South America, protecting persecuted populations, delivering aid etc. The teaching effect could be profound (and perhaps very good at getting people back in the pews). Democracies are often slow and reluctant to do such work. And, if present trends continue America is going to do less and less of such things. Papal armies could do the jobs Americans won’t do. 

(source: The Pope Needs Ninjas)

OK, I admit, I find it hard to seriously imagine the Vatican actually taking on an extraterritorial military role.  But it’s worth remembering that there is, indeed, a place where the gears of ecclesial and secular authority mesh; they don’t live in separate spheres.

Because I’ve been so jocular about this, I’ll give Royal the last word: 

Here in Rome, there seem to be few who want to face that reality. It’s curious that as Europe, America, and the world confront such a clear enemy to human civilization, that there’s been little sense of urgency about acting in self-defense, let alone – as just war theory has always taught – to protect others who are innocent. It’s a serious question what this means about Christianity in our day, our secular order, and the world’s real moral priorities.

(source: Defending “Rome” – The Catholic Thing)

4 Thoughts.

  1. Considering that the Vatican bureaucracy has not yet achieved even minimal competency in its core tasks, I wouldn’t want to see them take on extra duties – especially if it involved killing people. If the performance of, say, the Vatican press office and the Vatican bankers is anything to go by, the Vatican ninjas would be more likely to come after global warming skeptics than ISIS.

    But hey, if they were game to give this kind of thing a go, there would be no reason to make it extraterritorial. They could start by going after Bernard Law.

  2. As it happens, I have an example of “minimal competency” to share with you at some point, but–well, we’re all just glad to avoid http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cadaver_Synod or http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/M%C3%BCnster_Rebellion, right? Or http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qnhioQXItjI 🙂

    [ Law is done: http://whispersintheloggia.blogspot.com/2011/11/for-cardinal-law-end-of-line.html ]

    But all the same, I admit that I’d like to read about the adventures of the Vatican Ninjas and Greenpeace Pirates engaging in hijinks on the high seas.

    I think the serious point Royal was making, irrespective of my jocularity, is worth noting.

  3. Comfortable retirement as a free man with public honors? “Done” indeed! If you or I had done what he did, we’d be “done” in a quite different sense. We’d never see the outside of a jail again.

    My point is that this ninja idea presupposes a moral authority the Vatican doesn’t possess.

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