Do not miss Daniel Kelly’s new advertisement in the Wisconsin Supreme Court election. It comes with a Hang Together Time Back Guarantee! If you don’t love it, send me a self-addressed, stamped envelope and I’ll send you back the 30 seconds of your life it cost you to watch it. (I store up all the extra time that I have since I quit watching Doctor Who in season 8, in case you’re wondering.)

And mark your calendars, because believe it or not, you can vote for Dan twice! Primary is Feb. 18, general election is April 7.